Before You Fly…
Please read the aircraft safety card in your seat-back pocket.
Aircraft Specs
Aircraft Type
Model: Mini-Goldendoodle
Classification: Best Boy
Color: Red and white (Tuxedo)
Power and Fuel
Weight: 9lbs (18lbs max)
Fuel Type: High-grade kibble
Premium Efficiency: Treats and praise
Cabin Features
Seating: Lap-preferred
Noise-level: Variable
Climate Preference: Cool and cozy
Maintenance
Required Service: Regular grooming
Wash Cycles: Weekly, unfortunately
Firmware Updates: Training treats
Production Facility
Manufactured In: Northern CA
Home Base: Marin, CA
Operational Range: World-wide
Handling and Controls
Responsiveness: Dependent on snoozles
Turning Radius: Tight until crate-trained!
Maneuverability: Excellent while leashed
Safety Systems
Landing Protocol: Sploot
Emergency Response: Cuddles
Failsafes: Beggy face
Flight History
Manufacture Date: November 10, 2025
First Ride: January 2, 2026
First Flight: Coming soon!
Performance
Cruising Speed: Quick stroll
Top Speed: Zoomies
Endurance: 60-90 minute flights
Avionics
Navigation System: Sniffed-based GPS
Obstacle Detection: Needs improvement
Threat Awareness: Wind, vacuums, beeping sounds
Environmental Conditions
Optimal Weather: Sunny and mild
Cold Weather Performance: Poor
Rain Tolerance: Zero
Operating Notes
Required Rest: 16-20 hours per day
In Progress: Stay, leave-it, off
Motivated By: Love
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